jakeandamir

Jacuzzi

New Video Thursday! -- "Jacuzzi" http://t.co/yO3RbBRB Like a bath except you don't get clean.

Jacuzzi

My friend is so fat he saw a bouquet of flowers and called it an "inedible arrangement." Then he said "Hm. I can probably eat it."

@AlexanderWatt @mrkarnell I thought we called you "The kid that followed us to Best Buy" or "Do you know him? He's acting like he knows us"

@mrkarnell You were too busy ordering me HDMI cables on Amazon to teach me anything. You were caught up in the sound bar deal too.

@rosa_salazar I'll never trust Mike or the employees at Best Buy again.

@peteholmez - Thaw-m Hanks

@mrkarnell @rosa_salazar Dude these are not facts. Mike LET me get swindled. He was charmed by the salesman, and told me "Go for the deal!"

RT @lturnergarrison: My legally sanctioned exploration of Cuba. Spoiler alert: they have a great sense of humor. http://t.co/T9SeeXat #c ...

@JakeHurwitz @julianunes - aawweessoommee!

Shiiiiiiit this is awesome. http://t.co/En1oDyDv @JuliaNunes kills it hard on Conan.

@WillSchneider still beautiful!

@mrkarnell you talked me into that sound bar!

@patrick_cassels - RC Cola commercial.

@patrick_cassels - lol. "The state of our union is... (Turning suit jacket inside out) ...party down!" (Joe Biden splashing him with water.)

Candid picture of me, taken nanoseconds before I was struck by an errant golfball. (Photo by @StreetSeidell) http://t.co/xUvpGXfX

@tylikescheesee @jakeandamir she lives! And I win.

@tylikescheesee Sooooo happy

New Video Tuesday! "Itinerary" http://t.co/htCxrEIO -- Nothing ever goes according to plan.